Aliens walk
among us, I am not kidding. I'm convinced one hundred percent.
their headquarters, tucked back in the Sierra foothills, South
East of Sacramento, California, is the home and shop of Bill Knobloch,
engineer by interest, business consultant by profession, and purveyor
of alien technology for the street. It would stand to reason that
a superior intelligence, accustomed to galaxy-spanning power from
a space ship, would demand the same performance from the primitive
contraptions we use daily to commute around on terra firma. For
Bill, or 'Shadowman', as he's better known to his friends and associates,
there is no such term as 'fast enough'. He and his army of cohorts
work in secrecy, his shop shrouded by trees and surrounded by fences.
Even the power gate works by remote control. Inside, it's not uncommon
to find classic cars, trucks, or hot rodded Harley's hanging about.
he sees no need to limit his interest to one make, model, or even
type of vehicle. All are equally entertaining when in need of modification
and of course they all need modification!
Speaking of modification, both of these cars carry superchargers.
Fans of BMW's already know of the wonders of the S62 V8 engine.
They know how these engines make incredible horsepower and use
individual throttles with tuned length air horns all inhaling from
within the same massive air box. |
They've raved about
VANOS valve controlling technology. They do not know about the
difficulties associated with forcing 6-11 psi of boost into an
already high compression engine. Bill clearly does. In the entire
world there may only be a handful of individuals who can do this
successfully; they all work for Bill.....probably. His system is
not for sale in kit form. You cannot call up your favorite tuner
and order the components. This is intentional. If improperly assembled
or tuned, you'd best learn to speak German in order to get a reasonable
deal on a new engine. In Bill's book, there's just one way to do
this; his way or no way at all.
At first glance under either bonnet, with the exceptions of acres
of carbon fibre and a terrifically entertaining Vortech S-2 supercharger,
one could simply assume that this was a factory produced design
study. Clearly, these aliens do not subscribe to the 'advertise
your logo everywhere' theory which afflicts certain 'tuner' cars.
Both appear constructed to satisfy a higher form of intelligence.
Visible parts are machined perfectly, then powder coated, anodized,
or polished. Wires are installed in looms and designed with future
maintenance in mind. Every detail has been so thoughtfully wrought
from raw material that trying to find a flaw is a waste of time.
Time which could be better spent driving fast.
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How fast? The M5 can see a gear limited
191 miles per hour when wound to its limits. it also blasts out a
3.9 second 0-60 run and flashes through the quarter mile in 11.8
ticks while tripping the light at 127mph. This equates to approximately
500 hard charging ponies and 450lb ft of torque. Do you need more?
The Z8 produces over 750hp at the crank, and more then 600 at the
rear wheels, but isn't a package designed for Joe Public. 'There's
10,5lb of boost being fed into the engine at its peak', says Bill.
Fed into a stock bottom end, I should mention. Schrick cams from
Denon aid the influx of air into the Z8's mill while a Hamann exhaust,
headers, a pair of small metal bed catalytic converters, and free
flowing mufflers ease its egress. These two engines are so powerful
that not only will you 'See Jesus', but you'll be able to make a
proper introduction if you're not careful with the throttle.
Pressing down on the gas pedal in the M5 produces instantaneous galactic
thrust as the digital boost gauge entertainingly jumps from 0.0 to
5.0 before slowing to a maximum of about 6.5lb. The car leaps forward
in any gear when above 2500rpm, and the well weighted six speed shifter
encourages you to keep the engine on full boil. Exceeding the speed
limit is ridiculously easy in third gear. The suspension is at once
both firm and forgiving, allowing complete control of the body motion
yet absorbing pavement cracks and holes with aplomb. |